Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and Steve Spurrier. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot Spurrier. Twice.
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Gainesville?
A: A huddle...
Q: Four Gator football players are in a car together...who's driving?
A: The police...
Q: Florida has adopted a new "Honors System"
A: Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
Q: Florida has hired a new defensive coordinator...
A: Johnny Cochran.
Q: How does Florida spend the first week of spring practice?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Q: The Florida football players were all in a remedial english class and the teacher asked "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"
A: All the players shouted in unison with Gator pride..."THE APPEAL!"
Q: What are the longest 3 years of a Florida football player's life?
A: His freshman year.