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THE JOKES:

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and Steve Spurrier. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot Spurrier. Twice.

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Gainesville?
A: A huddle...

Q: Four Gator football players are in a car together...who's driving?
A: The police...

Q: Florida has adopted a new "Honors System"
A: Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

Q: Florida has hired a new defensive coordinator...
A: Johnny Cochran.

Q: How does Florida spend the first week of spring practice?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Q: The Florida football players were all in a remedial english class and the teacher asked "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"
A: All the players shouted in unison with Gator pride..."THE APPEAL!"

Q: What are the longest 3 years of a Florida football player's life?
A: His freshman year.